I used to joke with my mom about my little boobs and the AWESOME boob job I was going to get (you know, the kind I could take off at night)...and holy shit balls...it's no longer funny.
The little man currently growing in my guts (and making me feel as though I have indigestion all the time - which is the coolest thing EVER) has given me more boob than I can handle.
Like, I'm not even half way through baking this boy and my used-to-be cute, little perky ladies are now decorated in veins and stretch marks...and are GINORMOUS. G-I-N-O-R-M-O-U-S!!
You guys...I can't sleep at night.
Apparently pregnant women are supposed to sleep on their side - preferably their left. But as soon as I lay down and attempt to get all comfy...I find myself suffocating in a big billow-y mass of stretch-mark-y, vein-y BOOBS. The no-longer-cute, little perky ladies (I think now is a good time to yell, "BOOOOOOOBIES!!!) pile up around my throat and there's just nowhere to put the girls. I've tried stuffing them under my armpits (which was a big, fat fail), spreading the suckers out to give some room to the rest of my body...and guys, they are out of control. And then I don't know where to put my arms around the mountainous beasts. Sleep is a party.
So, to all of you women who are well endowed before pregnancy - keep 'em. I don't want them anymore.
foxy2010
In T minus one hour...
...we friggin' find out if Baby is a boy or a girl. I can stop calling it "he/she" or "it." If I find one I like enough, I might even be able to give it a name soon.
Any last minute guesses?
Any last minute guesses?
Mini update
Blogger is apparently undergoing some technical difficulties. I checked my blog only to find my entire sidebar missing from the right side. So, I tried to switch it to the left, back to the right, split it up and put it on both sides. Blah blah blah. So now my sidebar is a "bottombar" - you will be able to find it at the bottom of the page until I can figure this out.
FYI, you guys really delivered on that last post!!
I will surely be getting both cloth and disposable (using the disposables a little more), I need to get a carrier, a boppy, a bumbo (did I say that right?), burp cloths (how could I have forgotten those?), and I will also be telling EVERYONE who gives me advice that is not asked for, "Oh. Well my pediatrician said..." Amazing. Among other things. I honestly might print out those responses, highlight a TON, and go to the store/add some things to my registry.
Very seriously, thank you for your responses. I really feel like I'm floundering because I have/had no idea what I need/ed. Now I have a pretty good idea.
FYI, you guys really delivered on that last post!!
I will surely be getting both cloth and disposable (using the disposables a little more), I need to get a carrier, a boppy, a bumbo (did I say that right?), burp cloths (how could I have forgotten those?), and I will also be telling EVERYONE who gives me advice that is not asked for, "Oh. Well my pediatrician said..." Amazing. Among other things. I honestly might print out those responses, highlight a TON, and go to the store/add some things to my registry.
Very seriously, thank you for your responses. I really feel like I'm floundering because I have/had no idea what I need/ed. Now I have a pretty good idea.
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